Dunkin Doe Nuts

Short Story.

I walk into dunkin donuts for a quick bagel. Thats all i want or need. I say, "Cinnamon Rasin bagel, toasted" He says, "Coffee?" I say no thanks, he say, "Are you sure???" As if I didnt know that i really DID want coffee deep down inside, but i realize they just wanted a bigger sale, I simply said, yes im sure, no coffee.


Then he makes the bagel, another lady comes up. "One Bagel? No Coffee???", "I say no just the bagel" She says. . . "Thats noooo gooood", At this point i say to myself, Should I take road A or road B? Road A is a simple humoring ploy. Something like, "hehehe, maybe tomorrow hehe" While Road B is like "If anyone else in this place ask me if i want coffee again, matter fact if i even HEAR the word coffee, no no, matter of fact Turn off all the coffee pots RIGHT NOW, before i come back there! NOBODY WILL HAVE COFFEE TODAY!"


I chose Road A. But if this happens next time, I might get locked up.