Short Story.
I walk into dunkin donuts for a quick bagel. Thats all i want or need. I say, "Cinnamon Rasin bagel, toasted" He says, "Coffee?" I say no thanks, he say, "Are you sure???" As if I didnt know that i really DID want coffee deep down inside, but i realize they just wanted a bigger sale, I simply said, yes im sure, no coffee.
Then he makes the bagel, another lady comes up. "One Bagel? No Coffee???", "I say no just the bagel" She says. . . "Thats noooo gooood", At this point i say to myself, Should I take road A or road B? Road A is a simple humoring ploy. Something like, "hehehe, maybe tomorrow hehe" While Road B is like "If anyone else in this place ask me if i want coffee again, matter fact if i even HEAR the word coffee, no no, matter of fact Turn off all the coffee pots RIGHT NOW, before i come back there! NOBODY WILL HAVE COFFEE TODAY!"
I chose Road A. But if this happens next time, I might get locked up.
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You should open your own bagel place called "No Coffee Bagels". And if anyone ask if you got coffee, you say "yes", get a cup of the coffee you keep hot for special occasions, and then throw it at them. And then point at the tiny, tiny disclaimer you have hanging up on the wall which reads:
"No Coffee Bagels does not serve coffee. No Coffee Bagels assumes no liabilty for what happens when you ask us for coffee. Have a nice day."
Option C, baby!
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